HOLIDAY BONANZA

Holiday Bonanza

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Here’s a math equation:

1 Bookmaker + 1 Holiday Cheer + 2 Cranberry Cocktails =

💥 🎅 💥 🎅 💥 NO REPLY’S THIRD ANNUAL HOLIDAY BONANZA! 💥 🎅 💥 🎅 💥

Say, whaaat? It’s the season of freebies, rarities, peculiarities, and holiday goodness!

(Santa and Befana are busy this year buying gifts for like thirty second cousins, so this Holiday Bonanza will be half as long – but twice as fun! It ends in one week.)

This week, to say farewell to ’25, everybody gets a $25 credit to spend at No Reply! Use yours at checkout by entering the discount code —

🎶 SHOOBY DOOBY! 🎶

The future is here (at least, that’s what my Chat GBT tells me), so this year’s Holiday Bonanza is

MATH AND SCIENCE THEMED 🧪 🔬 👄

Yes, really! Sharpen your pencils, because we have two quizzes which can yield spectacular prizes to whichever of you Einsteins manage to get perfect grades!

Only one submission is allowed per quiz; multiple submissions will be discarded. Cheat to your Grinchy heart’s content – ask a friend, ask a robot, consult the web – do whatever it takes! (A warning about the robots, though: they do pretty badly on these quizzes. 🤖 😱 Take that, robots, you’ll never understand hand-bookmaking like we do!)

The Math Quiz

Math, bleh! Hope you remember your tangents, cosines, anti-cosines, and calculus. This math quiz will test the abilities of even a human abacus!

Take the No Reply math quiz here!

The prize: All correct answers will win a gratis copy of No Reply’s next chapbook edition – price, $135! – which is set to be announced on December 15th. (Furthermore, these “won” copies will be specially marked.)

The Science Quiz

Pull out your Benson bubbler, because it’s time for some science! Particle physics, oregonic chemistry, units of measurement – this quiz has it all!

Take the No Reply science quiz here!

The prize: The first person to get a perfect grade will receive a copy of any No Reply edition of their choice. Yes, any. Further perfect grades will receive a $200 credit at No Reply. Nearly perfect grades (off by only one answer) will receive a $100 credit.

🎶 SHOOBY DOOBY! 🎶

It wouldn’t be a holiday bonanza without

INCREDIBLE RARITIES ! 💎 🧐

The archive has opened! (Imagine the psssst sound of cryogenic vault door slowly turning.) This year, however, the archive is – what?? – it’s empty!

Who took our incredible rarities?!

Maybe you can help us find them? The culprit must have had access to the archive… maybe a friend of ours…

Without incredible rarities, what’s left for the Bonanza?? How about some, uhhhh, last chances? 😮

With this year’s editions all shipped, we’ve done the count and found that there are 1 – 7 remaining copies of each. This will be the very last opportunity to order these editions directly from the press:

Hansel and Gretel

Rapunzel

Garage Band Letterpress

A Dream Within A Dream

The Second Meditation

Notes from the Hermitage

The Descent of Ishtar

Gravity / Gravedad

🎶 MACORONI 🎶

Broadsides sure do make great gifts! Buy two copies of any broadsides, and receive a third gratis.

Something is free at N.R.P…

There’s more!

Having just looked through the boxes, I see that we’re getting pretty low on a number of mainstay collector favorites. At the end of this month, I’m going to raise the prices on whatever remains of the “Science Fiction” editions:

The Last Question

The Men Return

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas

More inflation: you’re welcome!

So, now would be a good time to grab these, if you haven’t already. If you want a copies but don’t want to pay for them now, just let us know and we can send an invoice, payable at your convenience.

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Ho ho ho!